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6 Couch Potato Rules

I won’t be joining you as I’m a "couch potato" but even couch potatoes have their rules.

1) Never pour potato chips directly from the bag into your mouth to avoid crumbs.
2) If you find yourself drooling out of the corner of your mouth while rapt in the T.V., change positions.
3) If you do have to stand up, try to multi-task. (ie: Use the bathroom AND go to the refrigerator AND put used dishes in the washer).
4) Keep the telephone within arms length (2½ ft.) and practice reaching for it to avoid re-adjustment.
5) Should food drop on your underwear, always clean up within 24 hours.
6) Should your house catch fire, you’ll be ok until the flames reach the door so keep an eye out.

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